Rick Swartzentrover

05-29-1998

I once met a Black who liked watermelon
  so all Blacks must like watermelon.

 

I once met an Asian who couldn’t drive
  so all Asians must be bad drivers.

 

I once met a Jew who was cheap
  so all Jews must be cheap.

 

I once met a Mexican who liked to work in the sun
  so all Mexicans must like to work in the sun.

 

I once met a Native-American who was drunk
  so all Native-Americans must be drunks.

 

I once met a White who was racist
  so all Whites must be racists.

 

I once met a moron who agreed with this poem
  so if you agree with this poem you must be a moron.