New Theme from The M^cOsama Show

Taken from The Theme from The Patty Duke Show
Words & Music by Sid Ramin and Bob Wells

Meet Johnny, who's lived most everywhere,
From North Vietnam to D. C. Square.
But Barrack's only seen the sights
A guy can see from Chicago Heights — What a crazy pair!

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Where Jonny adores the atheists,
Dising Bush, and Saying he's a Vet,
Our Barrack loves the Oprah show,
Rev. Wright makes him lose control — What a wild duet!

Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They talk alike, they vote alike,
They even support Gays & Dykes alike —
American will lose her mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.