Rick’s Dictionary

Rick’s Dictionary

of True Definitions

AP:
	Function: noun 1a: Believed to be the initials for the Associated Press, it really mean stands for Anti-American Press which is the true purpose of the Associated Press. Every story they report is a bunch of hate for America. If something good happens for America they will find the one small bad thing & report only that part of the story. It is a sad day when AFP (Agence France-Presse ), A French owned New Agency is more un-biased then AP.

Atheist: athe·ist
SELF the god of the atheists	Pronunciation: `'A-thE-ist` Function: noun 1a: one who believes that there is no deity except himself 2a: one who hate the God he claims he doesn’t believe in 3a: a agnostic with a over grown ego 4a: someone that is stupid enough to believe he knows everything there is to know & has been everywhere in the universe to know there is no God. 5a:a group of people that has never really existed – there are no such things a atheists

Christian: Chris·tian
Jesus	Pronunciation: `'kris-ch&n, 'krish-` Function: noun Etymology: Latin christianus, adjective & n., from Greek christianos, from Christos 1a: one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ & has the Fruit of the Spirit to back up that profession 1b (1) : DISCIPLE 2a: the hero in Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress

Clinton, Bill: Clin·ton, Bil
Billy "the Rapist" Clinton	Pronunciation: `'klin-t^&n, 'bil` Function: biographical name 1a: The sex addicted impeached 42^nd President of the United States known for his odd use of cigars, his Sexcapades with anything that moved, his attempts to turn America into a Socialist country, his burning to death of the children of the Branch Davidians of Wacco, his bombing of Iraq to cover up his sex scandals, his loosing of Ben Laden, his do nothing attitude that caused the 9-11 attacks, his rape of a woman called "Jane Doe #5", his selling Nuclear technology to China & his murdering 120+ people that opposed him 2a: A god of the liberals 3a: Patron saint of stripers, drug lords & dry cleaners

Clinton, Hillary: Clin·ton, Hil·la·ry
Hillary "the closet Lesbian" Clinton	Pronunciation: `'klin-t^&n, 'hi-l&-rE` Function: biographical name 1a: A Socialist lesbian politician who helped her drug running husband get illegal loans in the White Water Scandal & then rode his coat tails to the white house. Known to do anything to get elected to office from helping kill Vince Foster to putting up with her rapist, sex addicted husband's sexcapades. 2a: A god of the liberals 3a: The one person other then Howard Dean that all Republicans hopes runs for the presidency in 2008 because they will have a field day putting her & her "in-name-only" husband on trial for their crimes against America.

Communist: com·mu·nist
	Pronunciation: `'käm-y&-nist` Function: noun 1a: See Liberal 2a: See Democrat

Democrat: dem·o·crat
Jackass Sign of the democrats	Pronunciation: `'de-m&-"krat` Function: noun 1a: a person that loves to murder babies while protecting convicted murders 2a: a person who enslaves people of color with welfare & government handouts 3a: See Liberal 3b: See Atheist

Fetus: fe·tus

Fetus

3 months

Fetus

6 months

Pronunciation: 'fE-t&s
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, act of bearing young, offspring; akin to Latin fetus newly delivered, fruitful

Definition for humans (taken right from Merriam-Webster Dictionary)

1a: an unborn or unhatched vertebrate especially after attaining the basic structural plan of its kind;

2a: specifically : a developing human from usually two months after conception to birth

Definition for non-human liberals

1a: Any baby that is not wanted

2a: A word used to describe a baby so liberals can kill & dismember him/her & not accept the fact that they are evil inhuman animals that love to butcher human babies

Fox, Michael J.:

Function: noun

1a: A liberal who suffers from Parkinson's disease & believes that other humans should be killed to make him better do to his belief that he being a liberal & from Hellywood is worth more then other humans

Gay:

Pronunciation: 'gA
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French gai
1a: happily excited : MERRY b: keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits

2a: This term was high jacked by the loony liberal left & applied to Homosexuals in an attempt to make their sad sick lifestyle look more appealing to the NORMAN people of America, which is ironic because the suicide rate among the "gay" population is many times that of the NORMAL population.

Liberal: lib·er·al
Typical Liberal	Pronunciation: `'li-b(&-)r&l` Function: adjective Etymology: from Middle French 1a: lacking moral restraint 2a: one who has no morals & hates anyone else that does 3a: one who is so open minded that his brain leaked out 4a: person that hates America, Christianity & Jesus

Liberal Christian: lib·er·al Chris·tian
No Photo Available because they don't exist	Pronunciation: `'li-b(&-)r&l'kris-ch&n` Function: noun Etymology: from Middle Political Correctness 1a: An oxymoron 2a: A liberal that doesn't believe the Christian Bible, any of the teachings of Jesus but calls himself a Christian so he can sleep at night 3a: a term used by self-worshiping liberals just to cover all their bases.

Morality: mo·ral·i·ty
The Bible The "Key" to Morality	Pronunciation: `m&-'ra-l&-tE, mo-` Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1a: conformity to ideals of right human conduct as described in the bible 2a: a doctrine or system of moral conduct 3a: For liberals, this is considered a dirty word because they are not capable of having any morals

Moore, Michael: Moor, Mi·chael
A pile of Michael Moore	Pronunciation: `'mOr, 'mI-k&l` Function: biographical name 1a: An obese washed up has-been director that suffers from addictions to lying, food & smelling bad 2a: Synonymous with excrement that come out of a canine's anus.

Muhammad: Mu·ham·mad
	Pronunciation: `mO-'ha-m&d, -'hä- also mü-` Function: biographical name 1a: circa 570-632 - the false prophet of Islam who on orders of Allah (the sex/moon god) molested a 9 year old girl after marrying her at the age of 6. 1b: Muhammad was also obsessed with bodily functions. He one wrote that if you don't prayer whole you go to the bathroom, demons will fly up your anus & that the only time one can stop praying is if you smell or hear someone expel gas from their anus

Neo-NAZI: neo-Na·zi
Gay-Nazi	Pronunciation: `"nE-O-'nät-sE` Function: noun 1a: Same as NAZI - Groups of sad little boys with no life trying to act all bad to make up for their fear that their penis is too small while venting their hate for themselves & their parents on anyone unlike themselves. 2a: Synonymous with moron & the excrement that come out of a canine's anus.

PBS:
PBS	Function: abbreviation Public Begging System 1a: A network of television stations that at one time showed science & "How To" programs but has now sold their souls & stations to the religious programmers of the Loony Liberal Left to preach their New Age / PC anti-gospel of Self-worship, Gay-pride, Evolution & Christian hate. this turning of their backs on the American people in favor of the few remaining liberals has caused them to beg for money every 5 Mins.

Pelosi, Nancy:
	1a: A female Hitler 2a: Just one of the many reasons San Francisco Sucks 3a: Al Qaeda's #1 Supporter & puppet

Political Correctness: po·lit·i·cal cor·rect·ness
	Pronunciation: `p&-'li-ti-k&l k&-'rek(t)-n&s` Function: noun 1a: A belief that everyone should be strive to be as brain-dead & guilt ridden as the morons in Hollywood 2a: The odd belief system that allows it's followers the illogical ability to reconcile two opposing morals. example: When one can be pro-baby dismemberment & anti-hunting at the same time

Rather, Dan
Dan "the Liar" Rather	Pronunciation: `'ra-[th]&r, 'dan` Function: biographical name 1a: a washed up has-been reporter that is only known for making up documents to feed his ratings, his liberal political agenda & his Hatred of George W. Bush 2a: A term used to describe someone that will stop at nothing to get ahead. as in "Avoid him at all cost, he is a real Dan Rather."

Republican: re·pub·li·can
	Pronunciation: `ri-'p&-bli-k&n` Function: noun 1a: one that favors or supports a republican form of government 2a: one who believes that government should be small & that people of color are smart enough to make it without being enslaved in the welfare system 3a: a member of a political party advocating republicanism 3b: a member of the Republican Party 4a: See Christian