| Great Movie Lines | ||
| Blazing Saddles | ||
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Bandito: "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! <laughter> Vamonos!" |
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Sheriff: "Hey where are the white women at?" |
| The Blues Brothers | ||
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Elwood: You see, we're on a mission from God. |
| Bowfinger | ||
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Bowfinger:
"Would you be willing to cut your hair?"
Jiff: "Yes, but uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it." |
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Kit:
"Look at this. Just for fun I scanned in the
computer the scriptr just to see how many times the letter K appears in
this script. The letter K appears in this script 1,456 times. That's
perfectly divisible by 3." Afrim: "So what you sayin'." Kit: "What am I sayin'?! KKK appears in this script 486 times!" |
| A Christmas Story | ||
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Randy: I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!! |
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Randy: Meat-losse, meat-loaf, double beat-loaf...I HATE meatloaf. |
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(Narrator voice): Some men are Baptists...others Catholics...My father was an Oldsmobile man. |
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(Narrator voice): There it is! The Holy grail of Christmas gifts! The Red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle! And there he is! Red Ryder himself! In his hand was the knerl stock of his coolly deadliest looking piece of weaponry as ever I had laid eyes on! |
| Ferris Bueller's Day Off | ||
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Teacher (Ben
Stein): " (taking attendance) Bueller?.......
Bueller?.......Bueller?" Girl: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
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| Fish Called Wanda | ||
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Otto:
"Don't call me stupid" Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis): "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwhit you." |
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Otto:
"Apes don't read philosophy." Wanda: "Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it." |
| Frankenstein | ||
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Dr. Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive): "It's Alive!" |
| Full Metal Jacket | ||
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Drill Instructor:
PRAY! Recruits: This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, like I master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true! I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me! I will! Before God, I swear this creed...My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life! So be it! Until there is no enemy! But Peace! And that! Drill Instructor: (Gives command to disarm) AT EASE! Good night, Ladies! Recruits: Good night, sir! |
| Jerk | ||
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Navin: "I was born a poor black child." |
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Navin:
"I'm hitchhiking." Driver: "Where are you going?" Navin: "St. Louis. How far are you going?" Driver: "To the end of this fence." Navin: "O.k. (he gets in the truck) I'm Navin Johnson. What's your name sir?" Driver: "Here we are!" Navin: "O.k. Thanks for the company. I hope I can repay you someday." |
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Navin: "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!" |
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Marie:
"Good pizza. (the two of them are eating pizza in a
cup)" Navin: "Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this." |
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Navin: "And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, (he pushes all of the letters off the desk), and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this (he picks up the ashtray) and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair." |
| Monty Python And The Holy Grail | ||
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KNIGHT IN CASTLE: "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together." |
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CART-MASTER (Eric Idle): "Bring out your dead!" |
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OLDMAN: I'm gett'n better SON: no you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment |
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BLACK KNIGHT:
"I'm invincible!" ARTHUR: "You're a looney" |
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BLACK KNIGHT: "I'll bite your legs off!" |
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ARTHUR: "What are you going to do, bleed on me?" |
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MONKS: "(chanting) Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. (bonk)" |
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VILLAGER #3:
"Well, she turned me into a newt." BEDEVERE: "A newt?" VILLAGER #3: "I got better." |
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FRENCH GUARD: "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" |
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FRENCH GUARD: I blow my nose at you, Arthur King, you & all your English kaniggets! |
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FRENCH GUARD:
"You mother was a hamster and your father
smelt of elderberries!" GALAHAD: "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?" FRENCH GUARD: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!" |
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KNIGHTS OF NI:
"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!" ARTHUR: "Who are you?" HEAD KNIGHT: "We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!" RANDOM: "Ni!" ARTHUR: "No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!" |
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KNIGHTS OF NI: "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!" |
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TIM:
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit." ARTHUR: "Ohh." TIM: "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on." |
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TIM: Death awaits you all with big pointy nasty teeth! |
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ARTHUR:
"Run away!" KNIGHTS: "Run away! Run away!..." |
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TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh No you didn't, it's just a harmless little bunny isn't |
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SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits" |
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ARTHUR:
"In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance
to this sacred castle!" FRENCH GUARD: "No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!" |
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PRINCE HERBERT: But I don't want any of that |
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KNIGHTS OF NI: Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv |
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CROWD: Get on with it! | |
| Monty Python's Life of Brian | ||
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BRIAN: "You're all individuals!" CROWD: "Yes, we are all individuals!" |
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PRISONER: "I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face." |
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BRIAN'S MOTHER: "Sex, sex, sex, that's all they think about, eh?" |
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PILATE: "I shall welease Woger!" |
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VENDOR: "Wolf nipple chips! Get them while they're hot! They're lovely!" |
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PRIEST: "Are there any women here today?" |
| The Professional | ||
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Leon: "Hey, don't talk like that about pigs. They're usually much nicer than people." |
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Leon: "No women, no kids." |
| Raising Arizona | ||
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Gale:
"Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody
freeze. Everybody down on the ground. (Long pause)" Hayseed: "Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..." Gale: "Shut up!" Hayseed: "Ok then." |
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Prison Counsellor:
"Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's
body?" Prisoner: "Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard." |
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Man #1:
"You're not just tellin' us what we wanna
hear?" Hi: ": "No sir, no way" Man #2: "'Cause we just want to hear the truth." Hi: "Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear." Man #1: "Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?" Hi: "Yessir." Man #1: "OK then." |
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Dot: "Ray! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister!" |
| So I Married An Axe Murderer | ||
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Stewart:
(Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head! Look at the size of that boy's head! Tony: Shhhh! Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick! Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex. Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Move! |
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Stewart:
(Charlie's Dad) Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow! |
| Young Frankenstein | ||
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Dr. Frankenstein and The Monster: "(They sing the whole song "Puttin' on The Ritz".)" |
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Dr. Frankenstein:
"And so you and Victor were..." Frau Bleucher (Cloris Leachman): "Yes! Yes! Say it! He vas my BOYFRIEND!" |
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Frau Bleucher:
"Good night, Herr Doctor." " Dr. Frankenstein: "Goodnight, Frau Bleucher (horses whiney)" |
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Dr. Frankenstein:
"Igor... would you give me a hand with the
bags?" Igor: "(imitating Groucho Marx) Why certainly. You take the blond and I'll take the one in the turban." |
| More to come | ||
