Rick's List of Hell-y-wood Half-whit Ameri-haters

Susan "The Cow" Sarandon
Rob "People for the Communist Way" Reiner
Tom "Psycho" Curise
George "The Loony" Clooney
Michael Moore-on
Whoopi "Never Funny" Goldberg
Barbara "Transvestite Like" Streisand
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Chevy "The Washed-Up" Chase
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Rosie "No One Cares" O'Donnell
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Joan "The Dead-Beat Hippy" Baez
Richard "The Gerbil Lover" Gere
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Robert "The Want-to-be
Gay Cowboy" Redford
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Carlos "Pro-Castro" Santana
Jane "The Fake Christian" Fonda
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Jennifer "The Butt(head)" Lopez
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Charlize "Communist Lover" Theron
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Danny "Castro Lover" Glover
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Jack "Son of Satan" Nicholson
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Steven "Pro-Communist" Spielberg
Harry "Commie" Belafonte
Janeane "The Dyke" Garofalo
Mike "Hasn't worked since MASH" Farrell
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Martin "The Original Ameri-hater" Sheen
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Sean "The Crybaby" Penn
Carl "The Christian Hater" Reiner
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Larry "Has-been" Hagman
Bruce "Born to Hate America" Springsteen
Sharon "Should Have Retired 20 Years Ago" Stone
Snoopy "Dog Dropping" Dogg