Rick's List of Hell-y-wood Half-whit Ameri-haters
Susan "The Cow" Sarandon
Rob "People for the Communist Way" Reiner
Tom "Psycho" Curise
George "The Loony" Clooney
Michael Moore-on
Whoopi "Never Funny" Goldberg
Barbara "Transvestite Like" Streisand
Chevy "The Washed-Up" Chase
Oliver Should Be Stone(d)
Rosie "No One Cares" O'Donnell
Joan "The Dead-Beat Hippy" Baez
Richard "The Gerbil Lover" Gere
Robert "The Want-to-be
Gay Cowboy" Redford
Carlos "Pro-Castro" Santana
Jane "The Fake Christian" Fonda
Jennifer "The Butt(head)" Lopez
Charlize "Communist Lover" Theron
Danny "Castro Lover" Glover
Jack "Son of Satan" Nicholson
Steven "Pro-Communist" Spielberg
Harry "Commie" Belafonte
Janeane "The Dyke" Garofalo
Mike "Hasn't worked since MASH" Farrell
Martin "The Original Ameri-hater" Sheen
Sean "The Crybaby" Penn
Carl "The Christian Hater" Reiner
Larry "Has-been" Hagman
Bruce "Born to Hate America" Springsteen
Sharon "Should Have Retired 20 Years Ago" Stone
Snoopy "Dog Dropping" Dogg