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April 28, 2008 Why I can never again respect this Pope
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     Why I can never again respect this Pope

     When the Pope came to America last week a number of So-called Catholics (both Republican & Demarcate) who love to back the butchering of unborn humans proclaimed that they would brake Catholic law & receive communion even though as serial Baby Butchers they have no right to receive the Cup or the Bread. When the Pope was informed of these demonized immoral heretics choice to desecrate the Supper of the Lord with their putrid lips, the pope should have not only refused them the Cup & Bread but he should have also done his spiritual job & excommunicated them Just as Pope John Paul II should have excommunicated the entire Kennedy Clan for their filthy blood filled Baby slaughtering hands 3 decades ago. But what did the Pope do? He did nothing. He chose the worldly way of closing his eyes to sin. Sure he spoke 3 times about the Baby Rape Scandal in the Catholic Church but he said nothing about the Baby Butchering Scandal perpetrated by the so-called liberal Catholics in Washington. According to Catholic Dogma, Abortion is a mortal sin that endangers a catholic’s salvation as is outright rebellion against the teachings of the Catholic Church (remember all those protestants who the Catholic Church burned at the stake because they rejected Catholic doctrine) & yet he chose to turn a deaf ear to their sin of rebellion as well as refusing to shine the light of truth on their mortal sin of supporting the New Holocaust. Now in my eyes, this Pope in no better then foolish liberals heretical anti-christs in the Episcopalian, Methodist, & Lutheran Churches that condone Homosexual pastors, Baby Butchering & Political Correctness. I guess the new Dogma of this Pope is “If you are rich & powerful, you can sin all you want & still be a good Catholic” How said if you are one of the poor & powerless Catholics, you will still have to be moral. The truth of the Scriptures is very clear here. Not only are these blood thirsty sub-human savages like Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi & Rudi Gullini Not saved, not Christian & Not Catholics, they are in fact children of their true father the devil. As such, because they chose to desecrate the table of the Lord & treat the HOLY Communion Table as UNHOLY,

1 Corinthians 11: 27-32
 
Therefore whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner, shall be guilty of the body and the blood of the Lord. 
But a man must examine himself, and in so doing he is to eat of the bread and drink of the cup. 
For he who eats and drinks, eats and drinks judgment to himself if he does not judge the body rightly. 
For this reason many among you are weak and sick, and a number sleep. 
But if we judged ourselves rightly, we would not be judged. 
But when we are judged, we are disciplined by the Lord so that we will not be condemned along with the world. 

      So according to the Word of the Lord, these anti-christs are not only under the judgment of God, they have also opened themselves up to sickness & possible death for their sin. To bad Nancy Pelosi will be buried in San Fagsisco, I would have loved to dance on her grave.

     As for the Pope, He has nothing to say that I wish to hear.

 


March 26, 2008 Long Live Jericho
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     As I was watching the series ending of the show Jericho last night I was thinking “Why in the world would CBS kill this show for a 2nd time? Then the sky opened up and the light of inspiration shone into my living room. The answer was simple, the show was canceled because it didn’t have the three “H”s of Modern Media 
  1. (W)hores

  2. Hypocrite Christians

  3. Homosexuals

     The show didn’t have any male or female whores that ran around all day having sex & seeing how much skin they could show before the censors called them on it. 

     The show didn’t have any evil preachers or child molesting Christians on it so that CBS could take shots at Jesus & the church. 

The show didn’t have any homosexuals that CBS could make into the heroes to prove that gays are better then everyone else. 

     So now CBS can replace a great well written show with some lame skanky show like “Date my child molesting friend” or “Lets kill Jesus again” opps that one is already taken its called CSI but CBS can always do a spin-off. I know, how about a show where a Christian that loves to eats puppies & babies who looks just like G. W. Bush & believes the world is flat is hunted down by Biff the “Hero Homosexual” who has the Dali Lama & the “real” liberal gay Jesus on Speed dial. You know all of Hellywood would kill themselves to be on the show so it will also have the Whoreish aspect as well. You could get sex scenes set to music videos by all the “Hip” America Hating bands & show a lot of guy butt & side boob. Even if the show flops, CBS can keep it on because it would be considered “ART” by all the Nuevo-sheek who thinks that a painting of a black background with a red square on it is brilliant. 

     So why did CBS Kill off Jericho? Because it was TOO GOOD for them. No wonder they have the Ameri-hating scum David Letterman, he is “JUST RIGHT” for them. 

     Rumor has it that the CW want’s to buy the show so just like “Christy” CBS will loose another winner.

 


March 4, 2008 Let them drink oil
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WASHINGTON —  President Bush is chiding OPEC for failing to pump more oil as energy prices soar and the U.S. economy slumps.

After an Oval Office meeting Tuesday with Jordan's King Abdullah II, Bush said the OPEC countries should understand the consequences of high energy prices. Bush said it's a "mistake to have your biggest customers' economies slowing down as a result of higher energy prices."

Key oil ministers signaled Tuesday that OPEC has virtually ruled out pumping more oil to ease record-high prices. Bush has called for increased oil production as demand and prices continue to rise.

     Here is a few thoughts.

1) They keep the price of oil high, we triple the price of water, steel & anything else we sell them as well as cutting off all aid to their countries & giving it all to Israel in the form of the latest military hardware.

2) Tax all eco-NAZI liberals 50 cents a gallon because they are hypocrites for driving in the first place.

3) Tell the liberal eco-NAZIs in Congress to stuff it & open Alaska up for Oil drilling. Also, since they insist that the Iraq war is only about oil (which we have not taken one drop) lets take it all & force the Demoncraps to live the life of the Amish because "OIL is EVIL".

Case closed!


March 3, 2008 Brzezinski backs Obama
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     Zbigniew Brzezinski is the real president of this country. He is leader of the Tri-Lateral Commission (TLC) & the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), the REAL "secret government that runs America, the EU, Russia, Japan & China. Hillary, Obama & McCain are all members of the CFR (Huckabee is not) as well as every Prez since before FDR. Ragan refused to join the TLC & CFR until he was shot & then he joined the next day from his hospital bed (I remember the news cast). If he is backing Obama then Obama will be the next prez & nothing short of a popular landslide vote for Huckabee will save us. But then like GW Bush who refused to go along with their One World Government plans, Huchabee will be Trashed in every one of their CFR Owned Media outlets until the Puppets of America are once again brainwashed.

     America was a grand experiment that will end soon thanks to the CFR & stupid Americans that vote according to Hellywood instead of the Holy Spirit.

     Even so, Come Lord Jesus!

    P.S. Zbigniew Brzezinski is 100% anti-Israel like the good NAZI that he is.


November 15, 2007 I’m so tired of moronic commercials on TV
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     I’m so tired of moronic commercials on TV. Take the next few examples for instance:

1) Out Back is running commercials for it’s “Aussie Autumn Days” but its really spring time in Australia right now. Their autumn is during our springtime.

 2) Nike (for the NBA) is running a set of commercials with the theme “We not Me” to show how Basketball Jocks play as a teem & care about each other instead of being self centered egoists only interested in money & self glory. If you watch the commercials you will see that it has a star in it that is the center of attention. – So much for “TEAM”.

 3) Ford is running a set of commercials where they say they exchanged people’s cars with Fords & didn’t tell them that it was for commercials. So in other words Fords admits to lying to people & now want us to trust them that they are telling the truth in the commercials.

 4) The NFL is running a set of commercials where they explain that football jocks have to work 13 months out of the year instead of the 6 months during football season. Yah right, I guess eating, drinking, orgies, getting paid $$$$$ for commercials & steroids as now called “Working”.

     What’s next? Commercials about how Public School Teachers really work 12 months of the year in their Cancun & Maui beach offices? If the Public Schools just “work” during the 8 months that they are in school maybe the PR firms that make these commercials wouldn’t have such retarded writers


November 08, 2007 Council on Foreign Relations & the 2008 Election

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     Here is a list of all the 2008 Candidates who are members of the One World - New World Order sub group known as the Council on Foreign Relations. Any member of this group is 100% pro anti-Christ, 100% Anti-Bible & will sell America out to the U.N.
Democrat CFR Candidates:

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

John Edwards

Chris Dodd

Bill Richardson
Republican CFR Candidates:

Mitt Romney

Rudy Giuliani

John McCain

Fred Thompson

Newt Gingrich

     Notice there is only two names not on this list:

Liberal pro-baby-killing Ron Paul

Christian Pro-life Conservative Mike Huckbee

 


October 08, 2007 We Demand the Right of Return - just like the muz-lames
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     You know with all this talk from the cult if Is-lame about Jerusalem being it’s 3rd most holy city so Israel must return it to them, I was thinking. In Christendom, Jerusalem is our 1st most holy city followed by Rome then Constantinople. So why shouldn’t the Cult of Is-lame have to give Constantinople (Istanbul) back to us. So I as a Christian demand that all Muz-lames leave my 3rd most holy city & return it to it’s rightful owners & while we are at it, I also demand Alexandra, Babylon, all of North Africa as well as all of the Middle East which was once 100% Christian land before the Imps of Satan & his child molesting False Prophet Mohamed came & butchered millions of Christians & stole their land. I also (just like the cult of Is-lame) demand that all muz-lames in America convert to Christianity or leave & all Mosques be converted to pig farms Any references to Is-lame by the America media must refer to them as Apes & Pigs & write articles on how Mu-lames bake their Ramadan cookies with the blood of Jewish children. Then & only then will I admit that Jerusalem might be the 3rd most Holy city in Is-lame but of course It would still be the 1st Most Holy site I to the Jews & to the Christians so is-lame is out of luck again. Now what the Jews should do is declare that since Moses crossed the Red Sea into Arabia, he must have passed through Mecca so now the 3 most holy sites to the Jews are 1) Jerusalem, 2) Lower Egypt & 3) Mecca so the cult of Is-lams should have to give Mecca to the Jews if Is-lame wants Jerusalem. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

August 27, 2007 Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resignation
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     Proof that Democrats love Mexicans - 
  • They love them cutting their lawn.
  • They love them picking their food.
  • They love them watching their babies.

But they don't love them in they have any REAL power!

Now the so-called leaders of La Raza marched all weekend over a illegal criminal who was deported but you don't hear a peep when a conservative Mexican is run out of office by liberal racists. I guess La Raza only loves liberal Mexicans


August 20,2007 Elvira Arellano Hero or Unfit Mother
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     If you are lucky enough to live in a place where Illegal Immigrants & Political Correctness doesn’t control the local news then you might not know who Elvira Arellano is. Elvira Arellano is a Undocumented Person (liberal speech for a person who doesn’t respect America’s laws & lives of the American Tax-payer’s tit.), who stole into America in 1997, was soon after deported. She then stole back in to America in 2000, moved to Chicago where she took Illegal jobs. When see was ordered to turn her self in to the U.S. Immigration Office in 2006, she took up Sanctuary in a Liberal Church. Last week she decided to travel to L.A. & Washington D. C. where she knew she would be arrested & deported. Last night the Officials arrested her in L.A. & have deported her to Mexico. Here are a number of things the liberal PC press will not ask about the case.

1) If she knew she would be arrested, why would she put her son in harms way? How could a fit & loving mother deliberately inflect that mental horror on her son?

 2) Why didn’t the so-called pros in the Liberal Media do any math? – Her son is 8 years old, she reentered America in 2000. Hummmm lets look at the math

                                      2007 – 8 = 1999

So if her son is 8 years old & she entered America 7 years ago, how could her son be born in America & be a U. S. Citizen?

 3) Who is paying to educate this son of a non-taxpayer? Answer, we are just like we pay to educate 10,000 of other Illegal children at the expense of our own kid’s education. How much more money would the LA school system have if they didn’t have to school illegals?

 4) If the press lied about the dates & her son really is a U. S. Citizen by being born on U. S. Soil, who paid for that birth? Who paid the $1000’s it cost for that kid to be born? Answer, legal Taxpaying Americans did that’s who! Just like when I had to pay a $1000 emergency room bill when I got some metal in my eye. Now if I had been illegal, it wouldn’t have cost me a dime, but because I am a REAL American it cost me $500 for my visit & $500 for the next illegal who was treated for free.

 5) What intelligent loving human would get pregnant while living on the run & were is the father of this bastard son of a criminal?

      Now the lame so-called Immigration Rights Liberals (Liberal speak for Criminal Rights Activists) are trying to say she is just like Rosa Parks. If I were black, I would be having a cow over that statement. I don’t recall Rosa parks calling a press meeting & telling the press that she would break the law then next day just so she could get arrested. I don’t recall Rosa Parks being a criminal who, knowing that she would be arrested chose to put her son in harms way just to get her 15 minutes of fame. Not she is no Rosa Parks, she is only a typical liberal like Cindy Sheehan who uses her son as a pawn to promote herself & her cause with no regard to what it will do to others.

      No!, Elvira Arellano is no HERO She is just a self absorbed UNFIT MOTHER!

 


August 11, 2007 The American Taliban known as Nancy Pelosi
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     The American Taliban known as Nancy Pelosi is demanding that we release the terrorists held at Guantanamo Bay & bring them to the U.S.A. I think President Bush should listen to her & bring 10 the 70% that are known to have killed Americans to the United States & place them under house arrest – in Nancy Pelosi’s house. If they are as innocent as she & the demoncraps says they are then she wouldn’t mind them sharing a bed room with her kids.

     As for the rest of the animals known as “Islamic Insurgents” (liberal-speak for terrorists) as well as the ones that the Taliban want to swap for the Christians that they took “Hostage” (liberal-speak for kidnapped) just put a locator chip under their skin without them knowing about it & then in 3 days time send in guided missiles to where ever the chips are. Maybe one of the released Innocent victims known as “Islamic Insurgents” will be Osama’s boyfriend & we could send them both the hell.


July 11, 2007 When is a Republican not a Republican?
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     When one is an old liberal anti-America hag named Olympia Snowe that's when.

July 08, 2007 Boiling Tar & Plucking Chickens
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          From day one, America has always had a number of pansy traitors that sided with our enemies. In the Revolutionary War they were called Tories or American Colonists that sided & helped the British against their own countrymen because they could only see as far as their pocketbooks & self preservation. When these traitors were caught, they were literally Tarred & Feathered.

     During the Civil War, the North had a number of Democrat traitors that called themselves “Copperheads”. The Copperheads were so good at spreading hate against President Lincoln & the cause of freedom in their newspapers that Lincoln’s Approval rating fell to 17% in the north & 0% in the South. One Democratic Newspaper stated “Why should our white son’s blood be shed to free the ‘Darkies’”. At one point in the war, the traitors even caused riots in New York, killed Blacks & plotted the over throw of Lincoln’s Administration. When the war was bogged down at Vicksburg, Every Newspaper preached that Lincoln would never be elected to a second term. (sound familiar?).

     Today America still has its share of traitors. Today they are called Liberals. Just like in the days of the Revolution, theses liberals can only see as far as their pocketbooks & self preservation. Just like in the days of the Civil War, these Liberals who control the media are saying “Why should our son’s blood be shed to free the ‘Iraqis’”. America’s history is full of wars & her children dying for a cause. The Revolutionary War was fought for OUR freedom, The Civil War was fought to continue OUR freedom & to free the one half of America that was enslaved. WWII was fought to set others free from megalomaniacs & god want-to-bes. The Cold War was fought to free others from the EVIL (yes I said Evil) of Communism. Today, America is also in a war for freedom. Not so much our own freedom but for the freedom of all mankind from the EVIL (yes I said Evil) of Islamic megalomaniacs & god want-to-bes & just as in the past the Ameri-hating scum traitors are baking our enemies, trashing our president & claiming the war is about oil instead of freedom.

     In my opinion, we REAL AMERICANS need to take a note from our Founding Fathers & start boiling the Tar & plucking chickens.


July 02,2007 I figured out how the democrats won last November
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     I figured out how the democrats won last November, I was flipp’n through the TV Channels & stopped at Jay Leno’s “Jay Walking” segment. He was asking “Americans” what the 4th of July was about. His questions were such that any 6th grader with a brain should have been able to answer. They were:
  1. From whom did America win its independence?  (England)

  2. Who sowed the first American flag? (Betsy Ross)

  3. Who was the commander of the Colonial Army? (George Washington)

  4. What year was the declaration of Independence signed? (1776)

     Person after person was asked & could not answer any of the above questions.  On the last part of the segment Leno asked each member of a family the questions. Neither Mom, Dad nor Jr. could answer. They then asked the Grandfather of the group the questions & he answered every one correctly. This proves one point as well as answers the question of “How in the world did a group of liberal socialists take over the congress”?

     The answer is simple, most Americas are just too stupid to know America’s history or what Democracy is all about so they just elect whoever will give them free toys or who is praised by the Liberal controlled media. Yes America has become a media-ocracy (pun intended) & is no longer a democracy. 

     The point that was also made by this ad hock Q & A was this. When the family was asked the questions, only the grand father knew the answers. This is odd because the family was black & according to loony liberal logic, the older gentlemen who was not allowed to attend good schools should have been less intelligent then his kids & grand kid who was allowed to attend “better” schools, but this was not the case. So what happened to America? The Teachers Union & the decline of Christian morals that is what happened. See this older gentlemen was educated even though he had many more disadvantages then his offspring because he was taught morality, that it is every mans duty to learn & be a productive member of society. His kids were taught to do nothing & blame everything on everyone else who’s job it is to take care of you. The end result was a family with one American & three morons who should not be allowed to vote because they know nothing about America. Now before you think I’m picking on people of color, let me state that most of the other people that failed the Q & A were white. Stupidity knows no color, all are infected by bad teaches protected by unions who teach nothing & live high on the hog.


June 14, 2007 Why Light Bulbs Almost Never Get Changed
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     How many ____________ does it take to change a light bulb?
  • Atheists – we’ll never know because they refuse to change it because they “KNOW” the light doesn’t exist

  • Agnostics – we’ll never know because even though they acknowledge that the light might exist, for every turn to unscrew the bulb, they follow it with a turn to tighten it

  • New Agers – They are too busy trying to convince everyone that they “ARE THE BULB” to replace it.

  • Hindu & Buddhists – The just wait around for the bulb to reincarnate itself.

  • Mormons – When the bulb gets old, they just marry a younger one.

  • Catholics – They just feel guilt that it was their fault the bulb is blown in the first place.

  • Moonies – They spend all their time shaving their heads to LOOK LIKE THE BULB.

  • Jehovah’s Witnesses – They can only come to your door on Saturday morning while you are in your underwear & try to sell you a cheep magazine about how they are the TRUE light changers because God’s name is really GE.

  • Muslims – They Blow up everyone else light bulbs because if they can’t have light, no one else can either.

  • 12 Steppers – They believe you can never change the bulb until the bulb knows it has a problem & wants to change.

  • Liberals – They don’t want to get their hands dirty so they demand that the Government change not only their bulb but everyone else’s even if they don’t’ need changing. Yah, right like the government won’t screw that up!

  • Christians – All Christians know that man can never change his own bulb; he must by faith in Jesus the Lord of the bulb allow God to change it.

The end results are always the same. Only the Christians have their bulbs changes & live in the light, the rest just continue to live in the darkness.


May 27, 2007 South Central L.A. Iraq Style

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     If the Liberal News reported on South Central L.A. like they do on Iraq it would look something like this...

Dateline 2007 South Central Los Angeles

 More infighting among the Buds & the Kips in the South Central War

      Two more victims were killed today when a Suicide Drive-by’r from the Kips insurgent group attacked a Buds stronghold. The leader of the Kips insurgents group, Imam G-Daddy said the attack was in retaliation for the Bud’s involvement with the Occupational Forces of the LAPD. Imam G-Daddy is quoted as saying that if the LAPD Occupational Force would just leave South Central then peace would be restored in the land. 1000’s of pro- Kips turned out to burn photos of Mayor Villaraigosa amidst shouts of “Villaraigosa is the Great Satan” & “Death to L.A.”. The Rev Jessie Jackson said “like with everything, it’s all the Jews fault” & demanded that the LAPD withdraw from all occupied Kips land & to let the Kips run their homeland using the laws laid out by the prophet 2-POC. In Hellywood, 100’s of Liberal good-for-nothings had their maids wear red t-shirts in support of the Kips Liberation Army. Mayor Villaraigosa was condemned for his remarks last night when he said all Kips are thugs & criminals & should be treated as such. Judge Pantywaist of the 9th circuit court ordered all members of the LAPD to undergo retraining until they see all Kips Freedom Fighters as upstanding moral human beings & not the Gang-bangers that the Right-Wing Conservatives have made them out to be. On Santa Monica Beach, 100’s of red crosses were set up to represent the many poor members of the Kips that have been set up by the LAPD for selling Drugs & murder which we all know, the peaceful Kips would never do. The French have called the LAPD worse then “Storm Troopers” & the U.N. is demanding that all non-Kips in the U.S. be shipped off to the Antarctica so the Kips have the freedom to live any where on the continent they want (well all except Manhattan where the U.N. personal live). There were protests in favor of the LAPD but as usual, we in the liberal press never cover their side.

     At our 11:00 PM news cast we will have an interview with Ex-president Bill Clinton who testified only yesterday “I did not smoke crack with that hommie!” Also part 2 of our report on how all crimes in South Central are really committed by George Bush dressed as a black man.


May 24, 2007 If Creationists used the same “logic” that evolutionists use….
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     Lets see if I can use the same type of so-called logic that evolutionists use ready here goes.

     I know that there is a angel named Link. I also know that Link was there when God created Adam, Eve & the rest of the world in 6 days. Link has also seen the flood, Moses & all of the facts in the Bible. The fact that Link exists is 100% proof that Creationism is fact. Now no one has never seen Link nor have they ever spoken to him which is why I call him “The Missing Link” but since the proof of Creationism depends on him existing, even though he has never been seen, he must exist because as we all know Creationism is true & if Creationism is true then Link must exist there for, the fact that I know the “missing” Link exists is proof that Creationism must be true.

      So there you have it. “Logic” Evolutionism style. There are no missing links, not one missing link has ever been found but because evolutionism say they must exist in order for evolution to be true then missing links mist exist & there fore they prove evolution is a fact.


May 19, 2007 - If the liberal controlled media was consistent...
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     I was thinking today, what if the Liberal controlled media reported local news the same way they report the war on Iraq. For M L King day, they would only interview members of the KKK. Any story dealing with women's equality would have to be done in a Hooters. If they wanted to do a story on PETA they could only interview Hunters. Of course if they wanted to do a story on Christians, they could only use God-hating atheists liberals in their report. -- OHHHH never mind, they always report on Christians anyway.

May 18, 2007 - Death Threat #4
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     Wow I just got death threat # 4 for another "peace loving Moozlame". Here is what the demon in him wrote;

                "laugh while u can rickswartzentover u c@#t! the day will come when u regret this badly! "

So much love from Allah the sex/moon god! I believe that most Satanists are more loving then followers of pIgSLAM.

I told him that if he & his pals were man enough to come after me to make sure that they hit only me because we all know how Muslims seem to blow up everyone but the one person they are after. HAHAHAHA


May 02, 2007 - Question?
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     Ever wonder if to a chicken, all exotic foods taste like human?

May 01, 2007 - Are Atheists Retarded or Just lazy?
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     I read a really funny article tonight on a typical God-hater website. It is so typical of the retarded attempts of god-haters to discredit the Bible. Funny thing is that if they actually tried to do a little research they would see just how retarded their “Scholarly Work” is. 

Here is what the retards said in their first lame attempt to discredit the Book of Daniel 

 In the third year of the reign of Jehoiakim king of Judah. Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came to Jerusalem and laid siege to it. The Lord delivered Jehoiakim king of Judah into his power . . . (Dan. 1:1-2).

 The third year of Jehoiakim's reign would be 606-605 BCE.; Nebuchadnezzar was not likely king of Babylon. Jerusalem did not actually fall to the Babylonians until 597 to 586 BCE So the author of Daniel, who said he was living in Jerusalem at the time, writes that the Babylonian Captivity of the Jews began eight to 19 years earlier than now known to have happened!

Here are the REAL FACTS

  • Nebuchanezzar ruled from 605-562 BC
  • Jehoakim ruled from 609-597BC
  • Nebuchanezzar’s first attack on Jerusalem happened in 605 Notice that Daniel doesn’t say that Jerusalem “FELL” only that “Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon came to Jerusalem and laid siege to it” & captured Jehoiakim its king. Jehoiakim was taken to Babylon along with Daniel & the first Group of Exiles. There were 2 other kings in Jerusalem (Johoiachin 597BC(1) & Zedekiah 597-586BC(11)) before Jerusalem “Fell” in 586 BC
  • Now was the 3rd year of Jehoakim 605 or 606. Well according to the Jewish Meshna, the Jews counted the years of Kings from 1st Nisan (their 1st month). If a king took office 3 days before the 1st Nisan then on the 1st Nisan, he would start his 2nd year of reign even though he had only ruled for 3 days. So to answer the question, we don’t know what day Jehoakim took office so we don’t know when his “1st Year” stared. If the Bible says it was the 3rd year of Jehoakim’s reign he must have taken office after to the 1st Nisan 609 so that 605 BC would have been his 3rd year by the Jewish way of counting & Daniel would have used the Jewish way of reckoning the year of the Jewish king But the Babylonian way of reckoning the year of the Babylonian king.

Lame attempt # 2 

The article then goes on to state the following

 Belshazzar . . . commanded that the vessels of gold and of silver which Nebuchadnezzar his father [UNDERLINE WORDS 'HIS FATHER'] had taken out of the temple in Jerusalem be brought. . . . (Dan. 5:2).

 From this and other passages (Dan. 5:11, 5:13, 5:18, 5:22) it is apparent that the author of the Book of Daniel was laboring under two erroneous impressions: (1) that Belshazzar was a king and (2) that Nebuchadnezzar was his father. Both ideas are demonstrably false. The surviving royal records of Babylon record the Babylonian succession:

·         Nebuchadnezzar, 606-561 BCE.
·         Evilmerodach (Avil-Marduk or Amel-Marduk), 561-559 BCE.
·         Neriglissar (Nergal-ashur-usur), 558-555 BCE.
·         Laborosoarchod (Labashi-Marduk), 555 BCE. (9 months)
·         Nabonidus (Nabu-nahid), 555-538 BCE. (The last king of Babylon)

Here are the REAL FACTS

The real facts are that Nabonidus was not the last king of Babylon. Nabonidus didn’t want to be king so he lived in the city of Teima in Arabia where he spent all his time worshiping the god named SIN & placed his firstborn son Belshazzar as co-reigent in 553 B.C.. On clay cylinders discovered by Sir H. Rawlinson at Mughier and other Chaldean sites, Belshazzar (Belsaruzur) is named by Nabonidus as his eldest son. The inference is obvious, that during the latter years of his father's reign, Belshazzar was King-Regent in Babylon from 553 B.C. And the author of the Ancient Monarchies, our best historical authority here, tells us that Nabonidus (Nabunahid) "had associated with him in the government his son Belshazzar or Bel-shar-uzur, the grandson of the great Nebuchadnezzar," and "in his father's absence Belshazzar took the direction of affairs within the city". Notice also that in Daniel 5:7 Belshazzar says “Whosoever shall read this writing, and shew me the interpretation thereof, shall be clothed with scarlet, and [have] a chain of gold about his neck, and shall be the third ruler in the kingdom.” Why did he promise “the third ruler in the kingdom” because he was # 2 under his Father king Nabonidus. So you see once again, Daniel was right, BELSHAZZAR WAS KING OF BABYLON. By the way, we also know that when Babylon fell, the king was killed but it wasn’t Nabonidus who died because he was killed months later in Teima.

Now for the “Daniel was wrong in calling Nebuchadnezzar Belshazzar’s father when he was Belshazzar’s grand-father. This is so simple to answer that it proves that Atheists are both Lazy & retarded. The Hebrew word that Daniel uses is (AB) & means “Father & “Fathers” as in Ezr 5:12 "But after that our FATHERS had provoked the God of heaven unto wrath..." now the FATHERS mentioned here are even more distant then Grand Fathers. It is referring to ‘FATHERS more then 70 years in the past. The word can be used the same way as when we say "Our Founding Fathers". No one would say we are lying because George Washington is not our dad.

The morons try to cover other so-called “Proofs” that are just as retarded as the three above.

It really makes you wonder how these God-haters can even claim to have a brain.

Check out The retards for yourself at their LAME Web site religion reality check

I guess the REALITY is that God-haters (atheists) are both retarded & lazy


April 13, 2007 - Is God Judging America
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     Have you notice that ever since America turned it's back on God & elected the Liberal Democrats there has not been one week without really bad weather hitting somewhere in America? Now as I flip thru the TV everyday, I expect to see snow in Nevada, floods in New York, tornados in the Midwest, ect.. America had it's chance to stop the dismembering of 45,000,000 babies to the god of sex & self-love, she had her chance to continue to fight the armies of Satan/Allah & she had her chance to continue to back the nation of Israel. Now millions of babies will be sacrificed to the god of sex & self-love while we turn our back on Israel & cower in the face of the armies of Satan/Allah. Poor America has lost her way in the world, she has lost her God & her purpose & now has no reason to exist. Is God judging America? If he isn't then Sodom & Gomorrah deserves a big apology!

April 6, 2007 - If I only had a Key
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     I just heard a old song but somehow never really listened to the lyrics. I find it sums up my life these days

Paint a Picture by Resurrection Band

Oh, the hours of agony in that darkened room
Silhouetted by an ache to be desired by someone
Hating who you are and what you've made of yourself
Not forgiving yourself for you
What was I trying to prove, running from You?
And it hurts me so to see that box I know
Filled with photographs of things I knew
But You promised me You'd make all things new

Paint a picture of a lonely life
Paint a picture of a cold, gray night
Paint a picture of the emptiest day you've ever known
Paint a picture of a starving man
Paint a picture, being born again
Paint a picture of an empty cage, for this bird has flown

When you live all alone
Hating your only companion
They'll tell you it's alright
But baby, you know that's a lie
I reached the bottom
I hope you don't have to find out the way I did
Trip after trip and try after try after try

Paint a picture of a broken heart
Paint that picture and you can start to understand the love of the Savior
And oh, how He understands you
Paint a picture of a blood-covered cross
See that picture and you'll know what it cost
- the price God paid to prove His love for you

 

I'm still hoping to find the Key to the Cage.


April 5, 2007 - PBS is a lying sac of anti-biblical crap
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     The other day I was flipping thru the TV & I came across a "Bible" program on PBS (KLCS in LA). I had to stop & play a game I love to Play. The came is called "spot the crap & lies". The way I play it is I watch a liberal controlled anti-christ program & see how long it takes before they tell a lie or say something that is 100% retarded. Well this program took the cake. It was sopos to be a "scientific" program on Abraham & if he existed. I have never seen bull crap piled up that high even on the farms around the college I went to in rural Michigan. One of their lame "PROOFS" was that according to them, the Bible says that Abraham had Camels & the Camel was not domesticated until about 1000 B.C. So if Abraham lived about 1900 (Actually 2165-1990BC) then he couldn't have owned camels so Genesis had to be written much later after the year 1000BC. Well if you spend 5 mins & look up domestication of Camels on the net would will find that camels were domesticated in the late third millennium B.C. [1].

So my question for PBS is simple

Are the leaders of PBS

     A) More retarded then a rock with a lobotomy

     B) So anti-God that they don't mind lying & making all of Science look retarded

     C) Controlled by Satan & his demons

     D) All of the Above

I vote for "D". To think, our tax dollars are going to help put this BS on TV. I bet we will never see a program on "If Mohamed ever existed" - because according to liberal law # 3 that would be biased & bigoted. Only the Judeo-Christian Bible can be butchered by liberals. After all, Jesus said it best - "A house divided against itself cannot stand"  So why would the satans at BPS attack allah-satan?

I wonder does the call letters for this PBS station stand for Keeping Liberal's Children Stupid

And YES I DID JUST EMAIL THIS ENTRY TO KLCS channel 58

[1] Camels and dromedaries


February 19, 2007 - The Liberal Media, the Democrats, Treason & Espionage
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     According to Article III Section 3 of the Constitution:

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.

     According to The Espionage Act was passed by Congress in 1917 in response to the first World War.

Espionage is defined by statute as the act of spying or the gathering, transmitting or losing of information respecting the national defense with the intent or reason to believe that the information is to be used to the injury of the United States, or to the advantage of a foreign nation.

     Hummmmmm Giving aid & Comfort to our enemies - transmitting or losing of information respecting the national defense. Lets see now, could that apply to a Liberal Ameri-hating press that only reports when Americans die or when our enemies appear to have won a battle? Could that apply to a Liberal Ameri-hating pile of human waste known as the democratic party who puts their own greed for power above that of MY country? I think it does. Lets face it, if we were fighting WWII today, the Liberals would have had us run away after D-Day because Americans died in a war & as they love to say, no Jew's life is worth American blood. How do I know this, well I unlike 99.9% of Americans, know history. In the Civil War the Democrats said "No 'Darky' is worth American lives" & insisted that the North let the South alone. Abraham Lincoln came to within weeks of loosing a second term & his approval rating was in the teens when the war became bogged down. During WWI, the same self serving party demanded that we leave Europe to fight WWI because no European was worth American blood. They also kept repeating the lame idea that the war would never effect the U.S. - that is until Germany sank a U. S. passenger ship. Days before the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, the Democrats were vomiting up their same old lines of America must stay out of the war because neither Japan or Germany would think of attacking us. Yes, if we were fighting WWII today, the Democrats would have us surrender to  nice peace loving Japan, they would tell us that the Jewish/Christian death camps were just propaganda by the Bush Administration because the humanitarian Germans are to Christian to kill people like that.

     Now this same party of cowards are once again demanding that we "RUN AWAY" They say "Islam is a peaceful religion", Iran would never use a Nike on Israel or the U.S." Isn't it about time that the brain-dead zombies illiterate Americans wake up & realize that we are not at war with Iraq, we are not at war with Iran, WE ARE AT WAR WITH ISLAM ITSELF & it's god Satan. We are already in WWIII & if we listen to the Traitors in the Democratic party & the Liberal Media, we may as well bend over & kiss our backsides good bye. I never understood why America isn't mentioned in the Bible's End Time Prophecies - Now I know, it's because America chooses to listen to the Daily Show, Bono the false Christian & the Liberal TURDS at PBS, ABC, NBC, CBS & CNN instead of using their brain. Who knows, maybe Americans are just to stupid for God to allow us to continue. maybe God's grace can only be abused for so long. Maybe America doesn't deserve to be a great nation any longer. we had our chance & we chose Sex Drugs & Rock-n-Roll instead of being thinking humans.

   Too bad our leaders are too panzyfied to shoot traitors. If they did, there would be millions of new job openings in the media & San Francisco would be almost empty But America would be free to WIN THIS WAR! as for me, I think I might start to learn Arabic - the future official language of Liberal run America


February 18, 2007 - Some thoughts on Salmonella & Allah
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     With all the news about food poisoning these days, everyone is asking "why all this is happening?" They however are failing to ask the most reasonable question. In the past month there has been 3 breakouts of E-Coli poisonings in the U. S. & 2 breakouts of Salmonella. Last year there were none. So lets look at the possible reasons for this:
  1. Most American workers are morons that are to stupid to wash their hands
  2. Bacteria are growing stronger
  3. Some terrorist group (hummm what religion can they be from) are working in these plants & using food poisonings as a way of weakening America.

    Lets look at these 3 causes: 1) Although I agree that many in America are lazy morons that don't wash their hands, I can't believe that there are that many & that they can infect hundreds at one time. Sure the local fast food grease pit may cause a customer to become sick but not multi-state breakouts. 2) Although I can see bacteria growing stronger, I can't see it happening in one years time. 3) Would a group of religious morons deliberately try to infect people with food poising??? Hummmmmm lets see, if they would fly planes into buildings, if they would blow up Israeli school children, if they would use chemical poison on the Kurds & circumcise females so that sex becomes torture all for Allah the sex/moon god, Me thinks they might try this as well. Isn't it funny that no one in the liberal media is asking this question? See Liberals are just brain-dead enough to think that Mooz-lames are peace-loving moral people that worship a god of love but if you read the Quran you will see that their sex/moon god Allah loves to torture people with hot water, makes them eat thorns & loves to spends more time in hell then he does heaven (See this link). Allah is a god who allows his great prophet to be demon possessed by Satan as well as marry a 6 year old girl named 'Aisha who he then deflowers at age 9. (See this link). You see Allah has nothing in common with a loving Christian God who would come & die for his children. Allah demands that his children die for him while taking out as many other people as possible. Allah the sex/moon god has more in common with Satan then with God. If you need more proof that Is-lame in anything but peaceful consider this, If is-lame is so peaceful, why have I received 3 death threats from these peace-loving mooz-lames because of the truth on this website. I tell the truth about other cults like the JW's & Mormons but they never send me e-mail death threats. Hummmmmmmmm, Me thinks they prove my point, YES, if their imp-god would nail Jesus to a cross, if their imp-god would blow up Jewish babies & send me death threats then they would try to use food poisoning to hurt the Free World.


February 16, 2007 - Just a cracker in Aztlán
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     I was watching the L.A. school board channel (I know, I know, how board must I have been????) I kept watching it because I saw five “Brown Berets”* in the front row. I was glued to my seat waiting to hear what they had to say (as if I didn’t already know). Sure enough the speaker got up & introduced her self by rolling all the right “R’s” & tossing in a extra ñ for good measure. Next came the tired old “lets blame everything on the ‘White man’” speal followed by the “We insist that the school system stop teaching the white man’s lies as history & teach the truth of Chicano History & how THEY stole the land from US.” Now what was funny about all this is although the speaker was clearly Mestizo**, she had mostly Spanish blood & very little Indigenous blood which would make her part of the “THEM” that she was condemning. & not part of the “US”/pseudo-victims that she dreams of belonging to. Her cloths were all bought at the local mall (I guess her Che Guevara & “La Raza” t-shirts were in the wash). I thought how funny it would be to go to the next school board meeting & demand that they stop teaching the “English” lies as history & insist that they start teaching the truth of Pennsylvania Dutch history & how America was stolen from the German speaking Amish & English was made the official langue of America. Or better yet go as a Cro-Magnon man & demand that the truth of how the Indians stole this land from the rightful owners or Cro-Magn-Americans. How the Indians committed genocide against us by killing off our food supply of Camels, Mammoths & Horses. But then I remembered that any time a cracker like me talks about race, he is just being a racist. So I decided to shut up & just live as a minority in Aztlán

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* A Brown Beret for those who don’t know is the Mexican-American, (or is the right term this week Chicano, Latino or La Raza) equivalent to the white Goths teens who blame everyone else for the fact that they are such loosers. Brown Berets are the people who

1) Insist that the “Whiteman” stole paradise from the Indigenous owners who never hurt anyone & always lived at peace with everyone & everything.

2) Attend East L.A. Community College for 12 years studying the Chicano truth as taught by ex-hippy 40 year old loosers who still live at home with their mommy because the whiteman lied to them.

3) Speak English without any accent until they come to a word from the “mother tongue” where they insist on pronouncing it like a “REAL Mexican”. Example – My dog’s name is Ped r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ro.

4) Must be members of Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlán

** Mestizo - a term of Spanish origin used to designate people of mixed European and indigenous non-European ancestry.


February 15, 2007 - Who is running the Road Construction Office???
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My Name is Earl
     Is it just me or do others wonder why a city will repave a road & then 6 months later dig holes in the nice new road so they can add sewers or gas lines? I would think even a brain dead gofer on PCP would be smart enough to plan the sewer install before the road in newly repaved. Somehow I think that if you went down to the planning commission of every city hall you will find it being run by the moronic flipper boy offspring of the Mayor's redneck uncle Cooter who married his own sister.

February 14, 2007 - My First Blog
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     Well here goes! My name is Chip & I'm the Alter-ego for the owner of this site. I get to say all the things he is to nice or shy to say. If you find any spelling or grammar errors just remember, I'm only a pig who has to type with cloven hooves?

 
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